THERE'S A 99% CHANCE I DON'T CARE Embroidered Cap
THERE'S A 99% CHANCE I DON'T CARE Embroidered Cap
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🔥92.8% of Customers Buy 2 or More🔥
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FAQ
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FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
1.When will my order ship?
Most orders are processed within 1–3 business days.
2.How long is delivery?
Standard U.S. delivery usually takes 5–12 business days. International orders may take longer.
3.How do I track my order?
Once your order ships, you will receive an email with a tracking number.
4.Can I change or cancel my order?
Orders can only be changed or canceled before they are shipped. Contact us as soon as possible if you need assistance.
5.What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit/debit cards, PayPal, Shop Pay, Apple Pay, and other secure checkout options (depending on availability).
6.What if the item arrived damaged?
Please email us with a photo of the damaged item within 48 hours, and we will arrange a replacement or refund.
7.What if the package is lost?
If your package is marked “delivered” but you didn’t receive it, contact us and we will help investigate with the carrier.
8.Do you ship internationally?
Yes, we ship to most countries. Shipping times vary based on destination.
THERE'S A 99% CHANCE I DON'T CARE Embroidered Cap
🛑 Save Your Breath — Wear the Truth
Show your zero-tolerance for drama with a cap that does the talking for you. Unlike flimsy printed hats that fade fast, this cap features premium 3D embroidery that brings your unapologetic, straight-shooting attitude to life.
🤐 The Ultimate "Leave Me Alone" Design
Bold, raised "THERE'S A 99% CHANCE I DON'T CARE" lettering — the perfect wearable warning sign to protect your hard-earned peace, quiet, and personal space.
Premium Embroidery — Not Printed
This cap uses high-quality embroidery, not flat print.
✔️ Stitched thread texture you can see and feel
✔️ Won’t crack, peel, or fade like printed designs
✔️ Built to last — just like the story it represents
Real embroidery adds depth, durability, and authenticity
that printing simply can’t match.
✋ Handmade With Purpose
Each cap is individually handcrafted with attention to detail.
No mass-produced perfection — just honest work, character, and soul.
Every stitch carries our sweat, pride, and joy.
☀️ Everyday Wear, All Seasons
Relaxed fit. Breathable. Easy to match.
Perfect for daily wear, road trips, outdoor events, BBQs, or casual weekends.
📐 Size:
One size fits most – adjustable back with durable metal buckle strap for a secure, custom fit.
